Sober Mormons

Perhaps there's something to be said for the sobriety habits of Latter-day Saints. After all, if we can not get drunk, we have to actually think of something to occupy our time. When you get drunk, you do not really care about the time or even what you are doing, only that the liquor continues. As long as the drinks flow, happiness ensues (at least until the next morning when you realize that not only was your aim bad, but also you were in the wrong room).